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Elin wants a redo on their pre-nuptial. My suggestion to Tiger, I wouldn’t let that heifer dictate cow chip. Tell her you’re sorry, and if that’s not good enough get a divorce. I’m sure the current pre-nuptial is to your advantage. One of them ole...
Them monkeys are so ugly, I wouldn't want more than one. Have you ever seen that thing?
If most men had the kind of money that Tiger has, they'll be 'laying Wood' on wifey, this one, that one, and wherever else that plank can nail it.
LOLL>......so I guess no one can expect any presents from you this season, huh??
As I drove around town doing my job, I couldn’t help but notice the Christmas decoration in the yards of many homes. It was only a month ago that most of these same houses had goblins, witches, and skeletons hanging from a tree; now they have an o...
L-Lo hips look like those Thunder Thighs Willis talks about all the time.
PA, you's a FOOL!
(Tito bring me some tissue...Jermaine stop teasing...)
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- At 10:17pm on March 26, 2009,
Roy A. Logan said…
- Chief Kunkle when I first got involved with law enforcement 29 years ago, my training officer told me, ‘the only difference between you and an inmate is, I’m allowing you to ride in the front seat.’ He wasn’t joking and I wasn’t smiling. This was one of the most intense and stressful times I ever had to live with. Once I completed my field training program, I made it a point to never be like the officers that trained me and the ones I have worked around for many years. The attitude that Officer Powell demonstrated is not an isolated case of ‘rogue officer’ bad judgment, his conduct is indicative of your entire department. It’s not just your department with this problem, it’s nationwide. I’ve been exposed to this line of work long enough to know that race may have played a part in this officer’s conduct; however, I have seen black and Hispanic officers with demeanors just as bad. Officers’ attitudes will never change until police commanders mandate personality readjustment training. What is this? It’s the reconditioning of the police officers mental state to ‘public servant’ first and police officer when required. Most officers work in the police mode in every given situation, most know how to make the transition, but too many don’t want to. The ‘old guard’ has to be put to rest; their policing philosophy was tainted with bigotry and racism. The same officers that trained me came from the late 60’s era of policing. Their stain in law enforcement still lingers in the officers who are trained today. So if you fire Officer Powell, you might as well get rid of the whole darn agency.
Roy A. Logan
- At 8:21pm on March 24, 2009,
Roy A. Logan said…
- Dear Ms. Loose Panties,
You did three things wrong; you didn’t get a divorce, you slept with another man that wasn’t your husband, and then you came home thinking we can work this out. You fool. Hell naw, you damn fool! You talking about where your husband’s lips been, do you know what Mr. Magic’s lips been wrapped around. I call him Mr. Magic because you said his words mesmerized you causing your panties to just fall off like butter on a hot-plate. There wasn’t anything magical about that Negro’s lips; you wanted to be a whore because ‘that’s what women do when their husbands cheat.’ I hope you get your divorce and get back with Mr. Magic; he might be able to make your panties evaporate with a little practice. When you get bored with his magic, what you gone do then? He might cast a spell on your ass while he do magic with other women. Oh yea, by the way can you get me his number, I want to learn how he does this.
Roy A. Logan
- At 3:15pm on March 15, 2009,
Roy A. Logan said…
- When I go into the Dallas Housing apartment complexes throughout the city, I am often reminded of roaches. Not because most of the apartments are infested with the six legged little brown pest, but instead they are populated with two legged human dwellers. There is very little difference in the two, they don’t care where they live and usually comes out when it’s dark. They sleep when everyone else is up getting ready for work and they’re up when the working class is sleep. You can place them in a mansion or a one room shack, it doesn’t matter, and they’ll still do-do on the walls. Roaches are a precarious creature, they don’t work but they still eat. No one wants them around, but at one point in time you have had to deal with them, at your home, your business, or the restaurant you eat from. When you see a roach with that big brown egg hanging out its ass, you know that there will be more roaches coming soon. The female roach usually acquires the habitat and the male roaches follow. You can easily spot a male roach; because it usually travel on 24’s in a match box they call a car. When I see the handicapped, elderly, and people from other countries working being productive, I don’t give a damn about a freeloading roach. Roaches are not implicit to Dallas Housing, they are everywhere; at your mama’s or grand mama’s house and Lupe Valdez’s hotel on Industrial. We even try to educate them by sending them to public schools and all they want to do is hang out and do-do on the walls. However disdain a roach may appear they still have the right to exist, now I’m confused, which roach am I talking about?
Roy A. Logan
- At 11:45pm on February 18, 2009,
Roy A. Logan said…
- I’m not surprised about the caricature of the dead monkey in the New York Post, this is America. But what did catch my attention was this 200 pound monkey acting a fool. This monkey was trying to go somewhere. He took the car keys and went outside before his old lady tricked him to get them back. After he finished ‘chimp-slapping’ the hell out of his old lady’s friend, he tried to carjack the police. This monkey was on a mission. Does anybody know if Michael Jackson was in town? Animals have a greater sense of detection when something is about to go wrong in nature, just maybe this monkey was trying to get away from the east coast. Then too, maybe he was just tired of having orgies with these old women.
Roy A. Logan
- At 1:32pm on February 8, 2009,
Roy A. Logan said…
- Of all the things I have witnessed in my life time, what I saw on Sunday morning was one of the most shocking. I had heard about teenage sex parties but it never gained as much as a glimpse of thought to my imagination. While working security at a motel in Irving I observed several teenagers out at an unusual time of the morning. Most of them looked like high school age children. They were well dressed, no sagging pants, loud talking and cursing, to tell the truth, they were a well mannered group. I assumed they must have been a church group under adult supervision. Around 2:00 am, I received a call about loud noises coming from a room on the second floor. I went to see what was going on and didn’t take long to determine where the noises were coming from. When I knocked on the door a young black male opened the door without any reservations about who was knocking. Once he saw I wasn’t another guest, he tried to close the door on me. I pushed the door open and ‘good gracious alive.’ All I could see was twenty black, brown, and yellow asses all over the room. Grunting and squealing like a bunch of hogs. This was the first time I was at a lost for words, all I could say was put your clothes on and leave this room. As they left the room, each of them said “Goodnight Officer,” as if they were leaving a prayer meeting. A 16 year old black male was responsible for the room that had been rented by his uncle. There were no adults in the group, so no laws were broken. All of them were 15 – 17 years old. I know someone will ask, ‘how do I know?’ Many details were omitted, but I investigated.
Roy A. Logan
- At 12:25am on January 30, 2009,
Roy A. Logan said…
- Now that the party is over, and we have a ‘black first lady’ in the white house, what’s next? Anybody that voted for the President should know, because his political platform was based on ‘hope.’ So, when it’s time to pay your mortgage or rent, tell your financers or landlord you gone send them some ‘hope’ this month. When you finish filling your grocery cart and prepare to check out, just tell the clerk you hope these groceries are free. When Pookie Ray BayBay put that Glock 9 mm in your ear and tell you to hand it over, tell him ‘I hope that’s a toy gun.’ Hope is about as useless as having an apple and no teeth or a woman and no ding-a-ling. I hope that your hope is not in a man who will try to fix a hopeless government, because you can’t fix something that’s working the way it was designed to work. The United States government is nothing more than a central banking system for the rich, who in most cases don’t look like your President. They can give all the stimulus money they can print to poor folks and it won’t change a thing. Our monetary system is getting ready to fail. I hope your ass have a good day.
Roy A. Logan
- At 7:34pm on January 21, 2009,
Roy A. Logan said…
- Am I the only one that can hear the aura of anticipation in Willis’s voice? Willis is getting ready to leave us. I can smell it, I can taste it, and I can see it. All I can say is I wish you the best and hope that whatever your job is, you will excel as well as you have in radio communications. You will surely take the ‘good’ out of morning when you leave us, but at least you’re leaving us in good hands with Alecia. You have always been a public servant, but now you will serve from the highest office in this country. Thank you for the 15 years of fun, information, and Crooners you have shared with me since moving to the Dallas area. You will be missed by everyone, but your duty is now greater than the ‘DFW.’ Have a wonderful life. We love you brother.
Roy A. Logan
- At 9:49pm on January 15, 2009,
Roy A. Logan said…
- I would like to invite everyone over fifty to take a trip back to 1972. You won’t need a time machine, all you need is Al Greens latest CD, ‘Lay It Down’, a CD player, and a good set of headphones. Make sure the light in your room is dim and get a glass of your favorite wine. Don’t let anyone disturb you, start the music, close your eyes and prepare to take a trip to pure satisfaction. This is without a doubt the greatest music I have heard in over 35 years. The sounds are straight out of the 70’s, the thumping of the Fender bass, the stringing of the Gipson guitar, the ragged snare of the Ludwig drums, the deep melodic accompany of the brass instruments and the heavenly sounds of the Hammond organ. Al Green deserves an Oscar for this one, if music in itself was in its lineage. I haven’t been happy with the music being produced since 1978. Thank God that someone still knows how to produce real music. Once you go on this trip, you may not want to come back, because it takes away all of life’s problems and feel better than sex. Warning; you may become extremely horny and feel like you can hump like a 19 year old; however, this trip is only euphoric and not the discovery of the 'fountain of youth.' Do not take Viagra or Cialas before going on this trip.
Roy A. Logan
- At 12:57am on December 17, 2008,
Roy A. Logan said…
- In reference to yesterday’s Crooner, how can a woman love to perform oral sex on a man? You must be deranged and flunked sexual education classes. This ‘thing’ does not belong in your mouth, Ms. Cheesy Breath. I bet you got calluses on your knees and your jaws look like biceps. You said, you didn’t like the hair, well…the hair is where it supposes to be, and your mouth is what shouldn’t be down there. You just nasty and need some Jesus mouthwash. It’ll get all that cheese out your mouth and wash your filthy desires away. Get you some dental floss too, so you can get all of them nappy hairs out your teeth. Since you use to being on your knees, get back on them and ask Jesus for deliverance from this disgusting addiction. If you keep this up, your head is going to turn into a vagina and you’ll look damn stupid in public.
Roy A. Logan
I heard several people giving advice to the lady in Lancaster on yesterday. Most of them were giving her the wrong advice, and praying alone won’t stop her burning desire. Be careful about going to your minister, he might just want to scratch that itch that you have. I’m going to help you with truth and once you understand what I’m telling you, you will no longer be tempted by sexual demons. First you have to understand why women are naturally horny creatures and men are lust filled sensualist. Most Christians won’t be ready for this, because 95 percent of them are still living in ignorance when it comes to understanding their own religion. Sex and the thought thereof will send more Christians to hell than any other sin that humans can commit. Understand that we are not talking apples and oranges, and I can’t give you every detail. The person you know in the bible named Eve, lost her virginity to Satan and Adam was sodomized by the same nemesis. This is why God cursed all of humanity to forever be 'born in sin' and 'shaped in iniquity.' He didn’t do this because Adam and Eve ate some ‘dat-gum’ apple. Every time a woman looses her virginity outside of the sanctity of marriage to a man, this act that occurred over 6000 years ago is recreated. The man, who is a willing participant in defiling the woman, is doing the same thing that Adam done, stood by and watched and then joined in. This is why man is driven by lust. Satan knew that the one emotional desire the woman would not be able to control was sex. When you have sex outside your marriage, you are actually having sex with Satan; as do all fornicators. Jesus being born to a virgin has a lot more significance to it than most people will ever realize. Once you understand the truth, you will no longer allow sex to be a dominating factor in determining the pleasures of life, marriage, happiness and freedom.
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